{"id":218,"date":"2026-05-03T16:28:52","date_gmt":"2026-05-03T14:28:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.cantine.labo.infochartreux.fr\/?p=218"},"modified":"2026-05-06T09:46:20","modified_gmt":"2026-05-06T07:46:20","slug":"partenariat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cantine.labo.infochartreux.fr\/?p=218","title":{"rendered":"Partenariat avec Absurdio"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">L&rsquo;heure du d\u00e9jeuner est d\u00e9sormais 200 % plus bruyante <\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">(et 0 % plus comestible).<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Nous sommes ravis d&rsquo;annoncer que la cantine s&rsquo;est officiellement associ\u00e9 \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9quipe sonore de l&rsquo;\u00e9cole Absurdio. Pendant que nous nous concentrons sur la pr\u00e9paration de plats d\u00e9fiant les lois de la biologie et les convenances culinaires \u00e9l\u00e9mentaires, notre partenaire fournit l&rsquo;assaisonnement sonore qui vous permettra de ne plus entendre votre estomac crier famine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-dots\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Pourquoi se contenter de malbouffe ?<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Nous ma\u00eetrisons \u00e0 la perfection l&rsquo;art des \u00ab P\u00e2tes \u00e0 l&rsquo;eau de mer \u00bb et du \u00ab Bouzelouf \u00bb. Mais il nous manquait quelque chose. Comment appr\u00e9cier un repas sans entendre Don Pollo hurler \u00e0 plein volume dans votre oreille gauche ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>D\u00e9sormais, gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 ce partenariat avec Absurdio, chaque bouch\u00e9e de ces plats ind\u00e9finissables sont synchronis\u00e9es avec les playlists Brainrot personnalis\u00e9es de notre coll\u00e8gue.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-dots\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Au menu (acoustiquement) ?<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Pour accompagner nos menus servis quotidiennement, des haut-parleurs en cuivre diffuseront d\u00e9sormais: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Le remix \u00ab M\u00e2cher \u00e0 180 \u00b0C \u00bb : Un cri strident \u00e0 chaque fois que quelqu&rsquo;un tente de couper un morceau du fameux \u00ab Bouzelouf \u00bb de la caf\u00e9t\u00e9ria.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Des chuchotements subliminaux \u00ab Fahhhh \u00bb : Soigneusement synchronis\u00e9s pour se d\u00e9clencher pr\u00e9cis\u00e9ment au moment o\u00f9 la soupe myst\u00e9rieuse touche votre langue.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Le sp\u00e9cial \u00ab Qu&rsquo;est-ce que c&rsquo;est que \u00e7a ? \u00bb : Une voix automatique qui se d\u00e9clenche chaque fois qu&rsquo;un \u00e9l\u00e8ve regarde son plateau avec une inqui\u00e9tude sinc\u00e8re.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-dots\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Notre objectif : Surcharge sensorielle totale.<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce partenariat avec Absurdio vise une remise \u00e0 z\u00e9ro \u00e9ducative compl\u00e8te. Une fois votre repas termin\u00e9, la combinaison des prot\u00e9ines douteuses de notre caf\u00e9t\u00e9ria et des boucles audio approuv\u00e9es par Neuron Siphon garantira que votre QI aura chut\u00e9 d&rsquo;au moins 12 points avant votre prochain cours.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ab Avant, je pensais que la nourriture \u00e9tait le pire moment de ma journ\u00e9e. \u00bb Maintenant, avec les enceintes Absurdio qui crachent \u00ab&nbsp;Skibidi&nbsp;\u00bb pendant que je mange mes frites d\u00e9tremp\u00e9es, je n\u2019ai m\u00eame pas le temps d\u2019\u00eatre triste. C\u2019est un miracle&nbsp;! \u00bb \u2013 Bart Simpson<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Passez \u00e0 la caf\u00e9t\u00e9ria aujourd\u2019hui&nbsp;! Venez pour l\u2019indigestion, restez pour les airs qui vous restent dans la t\u00eate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cliquez sur ce lien pour acc\u00e9der au site web de Absurdio&nbsp;: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.absurdio.labo.infochartreux.fr\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"www.absurdio.labo.infochartreux.fr\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Absurdio<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"559\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cantine.labo.infochartreux.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/2026-05-02-1024x559.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-266\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cantine.labo.infochartreux.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/2026-05-02-1024x559.webp 1024w, https:\/\/www.cantine.labo.infochartreux.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/2026-05-02-300x164.webp 300w, https:\/\/www.cantine.labo.infochartreux.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/2026-05-02-768x419.webp 768w, https:\/\/www.cantine.labo.infochartreux.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/2026-05-02.webp 1360w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>L&rsquo;heure du d\u00e9jeuner est d\u00e9sormais 200 % plus bruyante (et 0 % plus comestible). 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Pendant que nous nous concentrons sur la pr\u00e9paration de plats d\u00e9fiant les lois de la biologie et les convenances culinaires \u00e9l\u00e9mentaires, notre partenaire fournit l&rsquo;assaisonnement [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":220,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-actus"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Partenariat avec Absurdio - \u00c9cole de la stupidit\u00e9 - Cantine<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"D\u00e9couvrez notre partenariat in\u00e9dit avec Absurdio ! Au programme : immersion sonore d\u00e9jant\u00e9e et baisse de QI garantie \u00e0 la Cantine Stupide. 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